stupid question ;p

1. when people say while watching a film "did u see that ?"

    just answer, no stupid,

    i paid RM 200 to come to the theater and stare at the floor.

2. when ur waiting for the bus n some1 ask "has the bus come yet ?"

    just answer, if the bus came, would i be standing here stupid ?

3. people who point at their wrist while asking for time. jus answer,

    i know where my watch is pal, where the hack is yours ?

    do i  point at my butt when i ask where the toilet is ?

ahahaaha~ if u don't understand, i don't know wat to say.