1. when people say while watching a film "did u see that ?"
just answer, no stupid,
i paid RM 200 to come to the theater and stare at the floor.
2. when ur waiting for the bus n some1 ask "has the bus come yet ?"
just answer, if the bus came, would i be standing here stupid ?
3. people who point at their wrist while asking for time. jus answer,
i know where my watch is pal, where the hack is yours ?
do i point at my butt when i ask where the toilet is ?
ahahaaha~ if u don't understand, i don't know wat to say.